Thursday 24 October 2013

SCOTLAND OOR SCOTLAND

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
WHERE WOULD THIS BE? LABOUR PARTY CONFERENCE?
SO IT WILL
HOW CLEVER IS THAT?
AND WHY NOT?
LIKE THAT WOULD LAST PAST THE 2nd OF DECEMBER
SAVES ON FORKS AND KNIVES
OR A PRETENDY TRAM?
JOIN THE CLUB IN DUNDEE
OR WIZ'LL BATTER YE
NEXT DOOR REALLY NEEDS TO CUT THE GRASS...

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    1. Why not try it and see?

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    2. Actually, on reflection, most purchasers re too hungry to botehr heating it!

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    1. Usually voiced after a dose of commotion lotion, wreck the hoose juice or Buckie.... A weel kent utterance from here abouts...

      Those of you from the more refined areas of the country may be a wee bit baffled by it...

      :)

      Is your tooth better matey?

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    2. Oh much better. The tooth has come in, I've got myself a job (even if its a crappy general dogs-body service industry job)

      ... I may invest in botox or shopping therapy for fun? Money is money as they say!

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    3. Well, I'm glad Dean.

      Aren't you a little young for Botox... Isn't that more Cameron's style?

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